The Worst Houston Nightclubs

"Read about the worst Houston nightclubs before planning your night and save yourself a headache."

It's all good to hear about the best Houston nightclubs, but don't you think you deserve some warning about the worst ones?

Have you ever been all excited for a night out only to be severely disapointed? You got all dressed up, called up the gang for a fun night, took the initiative and chose a new place that sounded just great on their website...and then oops, the night was a disaster. It happens.

That's why the Houston Nightlife Scene team is compiling a list of the very worst Houston nightclubs. And we will also tell you exactly why they're so bad. You can also add to the list yourself by submitting a review of what you think is the worst Houston night club.

To hear about the good clubs click here.

The Sh*@ List

1. Club Metropolis is one of the worst clubs in Houston. It has dirty (sticky, nasty) carpets, a reputation for fights, and an overly hot dance floor crowded with rowdy youths that are less than classy.

2. Level Lounge is a downtown nightclub that has a nice interior but doesn't achieve its potential due to bad service and poor design. It's small and usually empty.

Do You Know of a Really Bad Houston Nightclub?

Tell us about it. Your review will be added below for others to see and comment on, and if the club is just that bad it will be added to the main Sh*@ List.

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